Microsoft Word for Blondes 1.0 released!

By now you've probably heard that Microsoft has released "Vista", the new version of Windows. There has been plenty of media coverage related to the release, however, less well known is the fact that Microsoft has also released a special new version of its popular word-processing software, Microsoft Word. The new version was created with just blonde users in mind. It is a stream-lined version of Word designed to make life a bit easier for the always-on-the-run blonde folks who are perpetually busier than brunettes and redheads, as blondes get invited out on more dates and to many more social events. Microsoft founder, Bill Gates, called the new Blonde version of Word a "lifestyle-acknowledgment package" as he noted that "blondes have more fun", thus, require more free time away from the computer for social activities.

Please scroll down to see the interface for the new product...